Australia:  The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America:  The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada:  The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England:  The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand:  Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands:  That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France:  The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China:  The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia:  The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
Ireland:  England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes